wristcomm

I declare this blog as dead

2011-11-07T09:02:00.002-05:00

That is all.

National export greatness number one!

2010-12-22T16:23:00.001-05:00

Enjoy some randomness

2010-12-12T15:56:00.001-05:00

Each of these made me happy in their own way.

So.

2010-12-11T02:24:00.002-05:00

At this point, I'm basically using wristcomm as an extended bookmarks menu for myself. Whenever I see something cool and geeky and I don't want to embarrass myself by posting it on facebook I come here. And I know that until blogger.com goes out of business, I'll always be able to find it.

Gotta Cup'em All!

2010-11-26T20:48:00.000-05:00

In loving memory of all the tits I'm not seeing these days. Also, I've had Lisa Loeb in my head all day. It's as irritating as knowing there's a cockroach under the floorboards and not being able to kill it.

The Win in the Video Never Stops Coming

2010-11-10T22:39:00.000-05:00

I'm going to kill all of you!

2010-11-07T16:22:00.000-05:00

Fine, this is how we're going out.

2010-11-03T18:37:00.001-04:00

Can crips and bloods evolve? NO!

GOP House Candidate is Nazi Cosplayer

2010-10-10T16:42:00.003-04:00

No, seriously.

That's not a euphemism for dressing like a nazi at a party. He's a member of Wiking, a World War II historical reenactment group.

I'm, I just, I don't. Loss for words. Jesus.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

2010-10-07T01:56:00.001-04:00

Best amazon reviews ever

2010-10-05T16:25:00.002-04:00

For "A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates."

Some examples.

"Such a terrific reference work! But with so many terrific random digits, it's a shame they didn't sort them, to make it easier to find the one you're looking for."

"If you like this book, I highly recommend that you read it in the original binary. As with most translations, conversion from binary to decimal frequently causes a loss of information and, unfortunately, it's the most significant digits that are lost in the conversion."

"This book does not even come close to delivering on its promise of one million random digits. My expectations were high after reading the first sentence, which contained ten unique digits. However, the author seems to have exhasted his creativity in this initial burst, because the other 99.999% of the book is filler in which those same ten digits are shamelessly reused!

If you are looking for a larger offering of numerals in various bases, I highly recommend "Peter Rabbit's ABC and 123"."

And my favorite,

"A great read. Captivating. I couldn't put it down. I would have given it five stars, but sadly there were too many distracting typos. For example: 46453 13987. Hopefully they will correct them in the next edition."

I love the titles

2010-10-05T16:22:00.001-04:00

Doing a parody of a sexually charged show about extreme amounts of violence on a children's show is hitting their target demographic.

Oh hell yes.

2010-10-05T14:03:00.002-04:00

The Birds of Prey sing about Aquaman's tiny penis. This song is all about ranking the Justice League's sexual prowess. Apparently Aqua Man, Blue Beetle and the Flash are a the bottom of the list, while Batman is the sexual dynamo he's made out to be.

So this is what I've been doing in grad school

2010-10-01T14:59:00.000-04:00

Time to make Brendan jizz his shorts

2010-10-01T00:09:00.001-04:00

The makers of EVE Online are developing a World of Darkness MMORPG.

This may be the best review of The Secret EVARHHHHHPRISON

2010-09-30T22:06:00.002-04:00

Dynasty Warriors!

2010-09-30T14:46:00.000-04:00

This is the greatest top ten list I have ever seen.

Portal 2 gameplay trailers

2010-09-24T20:36:00.000-04:00

Foreplay is not logical.

2010-09-21T12:47:00.001-04:00

This may be the best Pokemon movie fan trailer you'll see all day

2010-09-21T08:43:00.000-04:00

There's a link to an interview with the creators.
The way they used the "I choose you" line was priceless.

Avengers Assemble on healthcare!

2010-09-17T14:11:00.001-04:00

LA Gay Hipster STREET FIGHT!

2010-09-16T15:32:00.000-04:00

The limp wristed flailing should come with glitter!

I think we can all appreciate this.

2010-09-15T13:46:00.000-04:00

Look

2010-09-15T13:25:00.003-04:00

I know you guys don't understand my love for all things Nazi. It's okay. We're still friends.

But this guy is making a movie based on a Nazi Tank Crew fighting some sort of monster. And he gets it.

"Since the plot will follow the 5-man German crew how will you portray Nazis as a sympathetic protagonist? Are you even attempting to make them sympathetic characters?

At no point do we ever want to portray Nazis as sympathetic characters. National Socialism in Hitler's Germany was an efficient and designed government, that rallied together a crushed nation. One of its drives was based on a despicable and evil program of genocide. That's unconscionable. And in this story, it comes back around to bite the Reich firmly where it hurts."

Well, technically the program of genocide wasn't a drive of National Socialism so much as a byproduct of the ideological foundation of their ethos. But I digress.

Spoiler Alert

2010-09-15T13:19:00.002-04:00

Nerdcore and I have a sordid relationship. I have listened to the song "Prince of the City" more times than I care to count. Its portrayal of WOD games is phenomenal "I got a meeting, down under the docks. The gangrel clan just picked a new boss. I got to make sure that they show me respect, or I'll kick them out which I'll come to regret." Just pops over a fat beat. But normally I find their rhymes archaic and subject matter surface level. To me, true nerdcore must pack obscure references into a heady subject matter on par with an entry-level Eminem at the very least to be worthwhile. And I dig this song.

Also, the music video is some sort of Japanese acid trip where bears with jetpacks fight all sorts of things. I don't understand it, and I don't want to.

More Matrix Mashups

2010-09-09T11:01:00.002-04:00

JSO: rocking out with their cocks out

2010-09-07T07:16:00.001-04:00

Recent flasher caught in Tampa area works for, you guessed it, the JSO.

The church bells want your love, raw raw raw!

2010-08-27T18:37:00.001-04:00

Also, we seem to be the happenest hangout for Asian spambots on the web, as our comments will attest. Also, Chip, they all hate you, but they want to see more pictures of your smiling face.

Ah mashups

2010-08-23T20:37:00.000-04:00

OMGWTFBBQONMYFACE!!!!1111!!!ONEONEONEONE

2010-08-20T10:58:00.000-04:00

Rock Band 3 track list leaked, maybe.

I'll say this, if it's true, if this really is the list of tracks in the final game, then this game is going to be fucking awesome. I've never found myself wanting to sing Bob Marley or Foreigner or Huey Lewis (that's only kinda true), but I seriously want to sing all of them now!

Well.

2010-08-16T21:02:00.003-04:00

This is a phenomenal critique of A Song of Fire and Ice. I hope his predictions aren't true, but the more I think about it the more I believe they are.

Moby Dick.... with dragons

2010-08-16T19:16:00.001-04:00

Great Scott!!

2010-08-16T13:51:00.003-04:00

5 points to the student who finds the news article published this week about Putin doing something similar to this

2010-08-14T09:17:00.000-04:00

Obviously, he doesn't need to crash his snow speeder to get the job done; only pussies have to do that.

Bioshock Infinite

2010-08-13T21:43:00.001-04:00

Steampunk Sex Toys

2010-08-12T18:42:00.001-04:00

I'll just leave this here.

YO DAWG

2010-08-10T16:29:00.000-04:00

FINISH HIM!!!!!

2010-08-09T20:55:00.001-04:00

Who's the blackest brother in the galaxy?

2010-08-09T20:54:00.002-04:00

Lucas Lee from Scott Pilgram

2010-08-08T21:07:00.002-04:00

A selection of movie posters from his storied career. Also, ash and I saw this last week and it was so awesome my eyes tried to fight each other so they didn't have to share in the buffet of awesome that is this movie.

This is not a joke.

2010-08-07T16:17:00.001-04:00

The son of Violent J makes his debut. WITH DANCING RUBY!

I swear this video will be the entirety of someone's suicide note.

HAHAHA

2010-08-07T15:05:00.001-04:00

Wait for it.

Venture trailer

2010-08-05T16:11:00.000-04:00

Nerd rage rap

2010-08-05T16:06:00.001-04:00

TV & Movie Spoofs
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Pokemon black

2010-08-05T15:53:00.000-04:00

A long read, but well worth it.

They rapin errbody!

2010-08-01T09:08:00.001-04:00

Hide your Brendan. Hide your Chip!

Gopnik

2010-07-31T14:54:00.000-04:00

"What makes the gopniki so fucking cool to behold is that they exist beyond irony. If the gopniki are anything, they are “authentic.” In an era in which “authenticity” is the most valued and rarest attribute of all (in the minds of middle-class Gen-Y hipsters, at least), the gopniki rank at the top of the White World’s coolness hierarchy."

Holy Mother of Shit!!!!

2010-07-29T19:12:00.001-04:00

This looks awesome!!!

Also revealed at Comic Con

2010-07-28T21:37:00.001-04:00

The Infinity Gauntlet
This bodes so, so well.

Cammed version of the Walking Dead Trailer

2010-07-28T21:24:00.001-04:00

DCUO

2010-07-27T14:53:00.001-04:00

I have no interest in this game, but holy fuck this is the coolest superhero movie that was never made.

Sucker Punch Teaser

2010-07-26T20:22:00.001-04:00

New Tron Trailer

2010-07-26T20:04:00.002-04:00

otherwise known as FUCK YES!!!!!!

All aboard the bus to Hell

2010-07-26T13:55:00.002-04:00

An oldie, that is until Superpoop got ahold of it

2010-07-26T13:35:00.003-04:00

superpoop.com
I also think it's great that we have a "Wutang ain't nuthin' to fuck with," tag.

Life copying art copying life

2010-07-25T13:30:00.001-04:00

Yet further proof Breaking Bad is the greatest show ever to grace the mostly uncensored halls of cable television.

One of the WBC counterprotesters at Comic Con

2010-07-23T23:48:00.002-04:00

YUS!!!!

I called it!

2010-07-23T23:34:00.000-04:00

An Avatar sequel!!!!!!~NSGFHFDWHRTRTWWRT@#%~!!!!~N GFH TJ SRTJHRTS!!!!!

I'll just go ahead and tag this one "no shit"

2010-07-23T23:30:00.001-04:00

Alan Moore tells DC to go fuck themselves over Watchmen.

Machete Redband

2010-07-23T18:02:00.000-04:00

More Machete News & Previews

Browhat?

2010-07-23T13:40:00.001-04:00

Brostitute with Tim Roth from Tim Roth

Let the Mad Men love start flowing like Don Draper saving a failed sales pitch.

2010-07-22T12:10:00.001-04:00

MA Men 2 from Joey McIntyre

Seinfeld Re-Cut as Action Thriller

2010-07-22T09:28:00.001-04:00

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/seinfeld-on-seinfeld-dvd-release/6q8p72v

Juggalo Science Fair

2010-07-21T15:29:00.001-04:00

Have you guys noticed Juggalos have turned into the new furries?

Snuggie Cult

2010-07-21T10:54:00.003-04:00

I keep seeing more and more about these ridiculous things online. Who the fuck would actually wear something like this? (Besides Dumbledore.)

The headline where I found this was, "White People, LOL."

It was also noted that they look like a cult about to drink the Kool-Aid.

I keep forgetting this is being made until something new shows up

2010-07-19T21:10:00.000-04:00

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Oh shit it's on.

2010-07-18T15:58:00.000-04:00

This kinda nails the indie film vibe, and hammers it home with God of War

2010-07-16T09:01:00.001-04:00

Hmmmmmm. Green Lantern costume pic. Hmmmmmm.

2010-07-15T17:10:00.000-04:00

I can't say I like this.

The Old Spice Guy cuts numerous brief personalized commercials

2010-07-14T10:20:00.000-04:00

Many are like this, and by like this I mean hilarious.

Littlefinger has been cast for Game of Thrones

2010-07-13T19:50:00.002-04:00

For the past month or so I've been checking Winter is Coming to keep up on the casting news, mostly to see if Littlefinger has been cast yet, and as of today he has. I already told Alan about it and he says it's perfect. Aidan Gillen got the gig, and having still not seen The Wire, I know, I'm not familiar with him. Figured I'd mention it to see what everyone else thinks.

It was only a matter of time

2010-07-13T19:46:00.000-04:00

Somebody's getting a Cease and Desist

2010-07-12T09:08:00.003-04:00

And I think it will be me. Presenting the Scratch 9 webcomic.
F.
U.
C.
K!

Just give it a second

2010-07-11T10:46:00.001-04:00

Austrailian film The Loved Ones

2010-07-11T09:57:00.000-04:00

This looks like one of the most demented horror films ever.
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Garth Ennis' The Pro

2010-07-10T13:48:00.001-04:00

From Titmouse inc, one of the Adult Swim cartoon production houses.

This book's main character is my dad, kinda

2010-07-09T14:32:00.001-04:00

I almost want to buy this.

The levels of recursion herein are staggering. And the levels of masturbation

2010-07-08T18:33:00.000-04:00

Reno 911 XXX Parody Review w/ Thomas Lennon & Ben Garant from Thomas Lennon

Did you know you always wanted to see Zach Galifianakis in an action movie?

2010-07-08T18:13:00.001-04:00

This is almost as cool as the following post

2010-07-08T17:53:00.000-04:00

I wish my Legos rocked this hard

2010-07-08T17:51:00.002-04:00

This is one of the funniest Onion stories EVAR!

2010-07-06T17:33:00.000-04:00

bin Laden fights for Team Jacob!

Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author

I Had No Idea

2010-07-04T18:46:00.001-04:00

Thank you Dr. Nusbaum

http://drnusbaumscience.blogspot.com/2010/07/magic-missile.html

Julia Stiles as a hacker

2010-07-02T14:15:00.000-04:00

HAHAHA

Shank, a new downloadable game for PS3 and XBox

2010-06-30T14:53:00.000-04:00

Here's an article with review.

Why can't my Grandpa be this cool?

2010-06-30T13:54:00.002-04:00

Oh yeah, because my grandpa is dead.

This American Life is finished, says The Onion

2010-06-29T18:16:00.000-04:00

Possibly the best Onion article ever!

Conan: the Musical

2010-06-29T06:48:00.000-04:00

Best line, harmonizing "Hear the lamentation of the womeeeeen."

"Earl Grey sucks"

2010-06-27T14:44:00.000-04:00

Animal and the drummer from OK GO in a star studded staring contest

2010-06-27T08:35:00.002-04:00

Article from The AV Club about the recently canceled show 'Til Death

2010-06-23T21:07:00.001-04:00

After reading what a surreal half hour this show turned into in its fourth season I almost want to watch it.

Comedian asks audience which is best dinosaur, hilarity ensues.

2010-06-22T08:59:00.001-04:00

In relation to the Mortal Kombat video from the other day

2010-06-20T23:02:00.002-04:00

This has more production value and better scripting than either of the Street Fighter movies combined.

Story about it here.

Study of the Kraken

2010-06-18T23:33:00.001-04:00

Best sequel, ever.

2010-06-18T23:18:00.001-04:00

I still don't like him anymore, but this is helping.

The BP Oil Spill movie, as inspired by Damon Lindeloff.

Woody looks to the gathered toys, arms akimbo, and asks, "The fuck did I do?"

2010-06-18T09:30:00.000-04:00

This could have been more carefully edited, and enjoyed more care given to better chosen quotes.

Lotsa Pictures of "one ugly motherfu--"

2010-06-17T14:51:00.000-04:00

I am so psyched to see this movie!

Starring Alison Brie and that TV Executive from Mad Men, the guy who was also the bespectacled punk in SLC Punk

2010-06-17T10:08:00.000-04:00

The Committee Ep 1: Bad Dog w/ Alison Brie & Rich Sommer from drew_pearce

Thank you BBC

2010-06-16T21:51:00.000-04:00

"A German student 'mooned' a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said."

Anime Nathan

2010-06-16T21:47:00.000-04:00

Ask him anything.