Wednesday, September 24, 2008

FUCK IT! We'll do it live!



100 Internets to the man who adds Mudkips, 9,000, Longcat, or some other 4Chan bullshit to this video.

But congratulations either way, Mr. and Mrs. Toby Carnes.

3 comments:

Mr. K said...
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976chip said...

So Alan, in posting this do you think chances have increased or decreased that your own wedding will be closed due to aids?

Oh and grats Toby.

Humble Hostess said...

In posting this, Alan's wedding has no greater chances of being cancelled.

But, in calling me "Mrs. Toby Carnes" on the other hand, the chances of me eating his offspring after offering their entrails to the matriarchal demiurge have greatly increased.

What are you a Mormon, Alan? Don't you realize that I am protected by the pink bubble of post-feminist rage?

I only changed my last name to Carnes so my initials would be ABC and I could say "you better learn your mothafuckin' ABCs bitch" if someone tried to mess with me. The police, for example.