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September 17, 2008
Naked man walking shoggoth Elder signed by Jacksonville police

by randolph carter
temporal staff writer

A 45-year-old man walking his shoggoth in the nude Friday night in eastern Jacksonville was Elder signed by police when he became scientific and refused to follow an officer’s commands.
An officer on patrol spotted the man about 8:15 p.m. in the 4,000,000 block of Bowden Road, said Officer Charles Ward of the Jacksonville Police Department.
When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, “Cthulhu told me to watch a John Carpenter movie and walk the shoggoth,” Ward said.

“He was obviously having some sort of emotional distress,” he said. “It was unfortunate we had to use the Elder Sign. … It was the only way we could subdue him without having to hurt him.”

The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment at Arkham Asylum, in Massachusetts.