Am I out of touch? Are we?

How did i miss the release of Scarlett Johansson's debut album? I know that it could never live up to any listener's realistic expectations, i mean, how could any sound recording capture the lusciousness of Miss Johansson's boobs? But how could Wristcomm have missed another instance of the J-pop'ization of American media and media makers? Or is this another meaningless cultural artifact that only imperils us as a people? And is this blog in need of a Putin chaser? Brendan, i'm looking at you.
100 internets for nudie pics or obscene B-sides.