The Prez tells it like it is.

Why has no one mixed these up into a song? FUCK!
This link leads to a Boston Phoenix article which, through several other embedded links, uses explicit content excerpts from Obama's first book, in which he wrote and performed (on the audio book) vulgar dialog from the perspective of old friends, to explain how he should respond to criticism and Republican opposition to his Office. The links are informative and build toward a great hypertext document about the current administration, what it is trying to accomplish, and to other stories about the country and world. AND! there are several links to clips of Obama cursing. This is why he rules! We have audio of him saying, " You know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry-ass motherfucker ain’t got nothing on me." and "You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!" the stores are great, the clips are better.
OH CRUEL FATE, WHY DID YOU NOT LET ME VOTE FOR HIM?
He is the closest i will ever get to voting for Al Swearengen.