Concept for Final Feature in "Dirty Harry Franchise"

The one here posted below is just over the top/funny as hell. The 4 other more serious ones can be found here at Ain't It Cool News.

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Kyle Bodshaug of Orlando, Florida

2009.

Harry Callahan has been enjoying his near-death retirement of late. He has fallen into the roll of ‘kindly old man’ in his retirement high-rise in San Francisco’s Chinatown and discovered the joys of internet videos and Facebook.

Outside of his window, however, whispers of an old power reclaiming the streets of Chinatown. A name never spoken out loud- The Wing Kong. Of course every cop in the city heard about Jack Burton and the events of the Summer of ‘86, but Harry thought it was an urban legend. Until the day his handicap parking space was blocked- by the Porkchop Express!

Learning that Jack Burton has been kidnapped by Bill Lo Pan (played by WATCHMEN’s Jackie Earle Haley in his first CAUCASIAN TO ASIAN MOTION CAPTURE role) and that BURTON was only Jack’s middle name, Harry enlists the help of Wang Chi (Dennis Dun) to spring Jack from the Three New Storms before he is sent to THE HELL OF THE UPSIDE DOWN SINNERS and Lo Pan can once again rule the streets of San Fransisco. INDEED!

Director John Carpenter returns to form, along with Kurt Russell, Dennis Dun, Kim Catrall and Doug Jones as the Chinese Wildman. Score composed and conducted by Joaquin Phoenix and Johnny Greenwood.

INTERIOR. PORK CHOP EXPRESS CAB. NIGHT. Harry and Jack, father and son, finally reunited. Considering what they just witnessed, there are questions in each man’s face.

JACK
How in the hell did you make that shot at your age, pappy?

HARRY
At my age? It ain’t in the reflexes.
You know, Jackie, this wouldn’t have happened
If you didn’t off Lo Pan back in ‘86. You know my policy.

JACK
(Indignantly.) Yeah, yeah. When I see a 7 foot tall monster goin’ after Gracie with a ‘needle of love’ and a hard on, I knife the bastard. That’s Jack Burton’s policy!

Harry turns and gives Jack that trademark scowl.

HARRY
Who?

JACK
Jack Burton… Callahan.