I Had No Idea

Thank you Dr. Nusbaum

http://drnusbaumscience.blogspot.com/2010/07/magic-missile.html

Ok, this has to be Dr. Nusbaum

I know I'm not being a racist here.

Dr. Nusbaum makes a house call

Wow!!!

This may be the most important thing you read, ever.

Wisdom

It is here.

Holy Shit!

I didn't know.

I can post links too!

This is a link:

http://drnusbaumscience.blogspot.com/

Dr. Nusbaum on Lava

So let's talk, really talk about lava. When dealing with lava one must keep three scientific facts foremost in their minds: 1) Lava hates you and wants to see you dead. 2) Lava, all lava, has an IQ over 3000, so it is definitely smarter than you. 3) Lava is hotter than anything you have ever touched in your life... it is in fact, hotter than the sun. Lava has been known to travel in packs so if you see one flow there's a good chance that others are nearby. If faced with lava with no means of escape or if mating season is over and you have shed your antlers your best chance for survival is prayer. Like vampires, lava is notoriously anti-Christian.

For Rob