It's like a bad joke.

Workers dig up cemetery. Shockingly, find human remains.

Seriously?

Rambo Death Chart

Tragic Willy Wonka Accident

Someone drowns in a vat of chocolate.

But Wait There's More!

Commercial breaks are going to be a sadly quieter place now.

This series of three didn't take long.

Ed McMahon died Tuesday, Farrah Fawcett died this morning, and Michael Jackson just died.

This is kinda creepy

David Carradine is dead, but how he died is strange beyond words.

SWINE FLU OF DOOM

In 1976,

R.I.P. ?

Bea Arthur?

Phd and why we can't cure cancer

Yeah, depression is an appropriate reaction to reading this.