Yet another Big Lebowski post. I'm trying to set a record.

    So, I've haven't been sold on these porn parody movies, like Scrubs XXX or This is not Star Trek: A XXX Parody, but I'm a big fan now.
    I like the idea of appropriating someone else's work as a porno, especially something like Seinfeld or Jersey Shore: the Porno, which isn't much different from its originator. There's something profane and yet brilliant at lowering what some might call art by dragging it into the mud and making its story a frame for hardcore porn scenes. Mostly, it seems like a way for mainstream, or anyone who isn't making gonzo amateur shit like Gaping Anuses 9 or Throat Yogurt 2, porn companies to reuse the old story driven formula in a new way. Until today, porn parody movies seemed like a cheap trick with a tired whore.
But then someone made The Big Lebowski: a XXX Parody.

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

What if... William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?

An excerpt:

JACK SMOKE
Thy words are hard; I must equivocate.
Put up thy pen, that I may mark it eight.

WALTER
Nay! I do protest, and draw my sword;
It shall teach thee to disobey my word.
Mark none but none into that bowler’s frame,
Else thou shalt enter into a world of pain.
A world of pain, think upon’t; unhappy world!
A lake of fire, rich with damnèd souls,
Gulfs of anguish ‘twixt vales of agonies.
Mark me; we stand at twisted, jealous gates
Of cast-iron, above which, in vulgar tongue, reads
“Here is a world of pain, thou enterest thus.”
My steel before thee, ‘tis the last of keys
That might could lock these doors, and keep thee
From this world of pain, or with one flick
Ope its mashing maw, and summon winds
To cast thee down within; an excellent key!
Farewell to earthly delights, farewell to friends,
To fellowships and follies and amends.
The choice to spare thy passage through these trials
Is thine alone; take heed, I entreat thee,
And turn thy back upon this world of pain!

THE KNAVE
Walter, put up thy sword; tarry a moment.

WALTER
Hath this whole world been mired in madness?
Remain ye men of faculty complete,
Of full arithmetic and prudence fair,
Attending to our noble bond and contract?
Or does here stand the last remaining man
To give a fig for rules and order yet,
No noble savage, but a stave unbroken
Who loves the law and bids it no misdeed.
I’ll not be bent to lawlessness. Mark it nought, if we be men of honour.

When will Dan Brown write a book about this picture?

Because it will be better than that other shitfest he wrote.

Derivative but Awesome

the Big Lolbowski