Pipe Bomb Toting Vampires are in your area, Bren.

Give a Crazy an Inch

And he'll give you four minutes facetime with the Abyss.

"God invented the game of sex."

Best quote ever.

Prepare to have your mind BLOWN

He "hopes to be the world’s greatest stupid idiot bass player." And he wears a dress and does his hair up in pigtails for every video. But this is all probably a hallucination brought on by those funky rhythms.

Russians are crazy

Srsly, this one ejected from a jet at Mach 2

HAARP, Fake Rapture, Iluminati

Oh, when the Illuminati broadcasts the fake rapture on the sky curtain with HAAPR mind control spears, then you'll know this crazy fucker was right.
Links to Metafilter link cluster and comments.

Nancy Cartwright, voice of Bart Simpson...

Crazy and a Scientologist.

I feel like I just watched something very private.

In case you were wondering, this is real.

"The vagina is full of AIDS," and other choice quotes from Youtuber Jesusophile.

His video about why sex should hurt the vagina is also comedy gold. This guy needs to be in the new Bruno movie. Srsly

Fox News - Ultra-crazy.

This isn't just me geeking out over Putin. Later in the clip Glenn Beck claims that Obama is building FEMA concentration camps to house Republicans, neo-cons and wingnuts. Beck warns that Obama is turning America into a totalitarian state.

Also: Fox News should not be insulting Vladimir Putin, they apparently forgot that Bush said he looked into his eyes and said "he is a good man."

The Obama Deception

Once again, Alex Jones tells it like it is.

A Masterpiece

The book is titled "BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!" It is 648 pages of caps lock-driven self-published brilliance, and will only cost you set you back $135 American, if you buy from Amazon

My favorite review thus far sums it up. "I've found this book to be extremely helpful for me in helping me beat back my disgusting urges for the sinful, tempting, curvaceous, sweaty, heaving bodies of women. By reading this I've learned to understand that fornication is only for procreation not for the unbridled enjoyment it otherwise provides. Having sex without making babies is akin to eating a large, moist, hot, panting piece of chocolate cake without washing your plate afterwards. Where is the fun in that?

Two small quibbles: One, the book may encourage folks to forego christian marriages to try out a less restrictive religious marriage in order to partake in non-productive sex. Two, I've found that my strident recommendations of this book to all women I happen to look at that may tempt me with their swaying, rhythmic, hypnotic hips (which ends up being every woman I see. Succubi!) have kept me from being able to form a relationship with a woman, carnal or otherwise, for years. Perhaps this book itself is a form of birth control, which would then mean this book, too, is sinful."

Aquaholic dies from drinking from hosepipe.

It looks like we don't need to put chlorine in the gene pool for some people. Just more water.
Water overdose

Okay, seriously?

UConn science professor is basically a superhero waiting to happen?

By day, this man is nothing but a mild-mannered scientist working at a university. But by night he struggles to invent a time machine so he can go back in time and save his dad, who died in 1955.

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

Here's a hint nutjob: Even if your dad hadn't died in 1955, he would probably be dead by now.

More Shatner

Note how the girl starts the video with a question, then William Shatner just rambles like an old man for four minutes.

Conservapedia, Winning the Fact Wars !

This article doesn't so much articulate the flaws in the theory of evolution, but it does perfectly demonstrate a dozen logical fallacies and, somehow, equate belief in the theory of Evolution with love of Hitler.
huh.

Wendingo Cannibalism!

This is pretty badass.