GOP House Candidate is Nazi Cosplayer

No, seriously.

That's not a euphemism for dressing like a nazi at a party. He's a member of Wiking, a World War II historical reenactment group.

I'm, I just, I don't. Loss for words. Jesus.

476 Probopass

It exudes strong magnetism from all over. It controls three small units called Mini-Noses. It also has three testicles called Mini-Noses so a researcher must be careful when examining a Probopass. Probopass is cunning and will use its base intelligence to insinuate itself into a host nation and destroy it from within. Often Probopass will be found in banks or stores that specialize in the sale of gems or precious metals. Probopass killed Jesus.

5 of 5 kids who kill play Pokemon.

Also I am extremely disappointed I had to create the "bears" and "pokemon" tags today. Shame on you.

Monsters!

I feel like this may have been posted before, but I'd rather err on the side of caution.

HAH!

Look at the picture carefully.

Best Movie Title EVAR!

IMDB, here with moar.