Shopped or not,

it looks like someone needs to refill the Destiny Deck.

Haiku Dueling

So, i recently purchased two t-shirts from the Softerworld.com store, and i did so while drinking. I know, i was shopping while under the influence, always a dicey prospect, right? Well, fear not. i only spent a few bucks, and i have the presence of mind to include a Haiku at checkout:

Here is a haiku
thank you for using paypal
i shop when i'm drunk

AND THEY WROTE ONE BACK! A you're welcome Haiku:

With your help, we shall
cure the naked problem one
torso at a time

Goddamnit, but they are getting more of my money soon.