Christ! I swear this is the last post for the day.

So,i despise everyone who owns an Iphone. Not as a class warrior, i don't hate them for their disposable incomes. Not as a technofetishist, i don't hate them for their cool gadgets. I despise them for buying a smart phone when a rotary dial with 3g service is all anyone needs. Am i speaking from an outdated mentality when i ask if we need so many features on a fucking phone? Is anything other than the ability to communicate through voice and text necessary? I ask, and then i found this and this. as best i can tell, this applet uses proximity to surfaces and ambient sound to create an ambient ever changing soundtrack, on the fly, specific to your life and environ. Fuck. I really want an iphone now.
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