"Tired of stepping over homeless people on your way to bikram? Jonesing for a Yacon Root smoothie? Gentrify (San Francisco edition) helps the elite urban bourgeois find their natural habitats."
This is why Web 2.0 is inherently classist. It allows for the creation and implementation of an API that streamlines yuppie migration.
But it is cool that you can plot rub-and-tug parlors on a google map and plan your next move by it. goddamnit.