Tanning Salons are brothels!?
How the hell does that work? A massage parlor works because its easy to disguise the act. How in the name of fuck do you incorporate any sort of sex into getting a tan? No, better question, what kind of innuendo do you use to get a fuck for a buck?
"I'd like to get a tan. EXTRA naked."
"Man, I love these tanning beds. Can I fuck you in one?
"Is this like the beach? You know, how you get a tan for a while then get your dick wet?"
Thursday, November 20, 2008
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2 comments:
why is seattle wasting its valuable hooker resources?
I would think you would ask for SPF 69.
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