GOP House Candidate is Nazi Cosplayer

No, seriously.

That's not a euphemism for dressing like a nazi at a party. He's a member of Wiking, a World War II historical reenactment group.

I'm, I just, I don't. Loss for words. Jesus.

This is not a joke.

The son of Violent J makes his debut. WITH DANCING RUBY!

I swear this video will be the entirety of someone's suicide note.

The Human Centipede

I am completely terrified of seeing this. Yet I think I have to see this.

One step closer to Snow Crash

And this is not a joke, despite the 80's animation in the video.

I don't even know

It seems that during the height of the Cold War the Soviets were secretly testing the bounds of "what the fuckery" with the intent of using it to infiltrate and destabilize the West. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your perspective, the Japanese were simultaneously doing their own research on the subject, and excelled far more at it than the Soviets, or any nation for that matter, could have hoped to. So much so that Japanese "what the fuckery" surpassed the ability to destabilize nations, and evolved to a status that simply lead to your eyes screaming for a few seconds, an exclamation, usually profanity ridden, of confusion, and then you blacking out for a couple minutes while your brain systematically forgot what you were just witness to. Defeated and dejected, the Soviet Union abandoned their ground breaking research for the less impressive nuclear development and stockpiling of munitions. At least that's the only rational explanation I can come up with for why this is out there.

Here's hoping some day I can offer context for this.

Megan Fox used a double for her Superbowl ad

A thumb double.

I'm sure you've done something to deserve this Alan

Watch it, and no back talk.

Nic Cage as Everyone

Bettering the world, one image at a time

98 year old woman indicted in the murder of her 100 year old roommate

I'll repeat that, as it bears repeating.

A 98 year old woman has been indicted in the murder of her 100 year old roommate.

Invertebrates using tools

Once again, we're doomed

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Ok, the listing title is better than the actual listing, but that the author closed with a quote so horrifyingly inappropriate saves it.

Seriously, what is wrong with the Japanese?

On one hand they obviously know how to do a hidden camera gag, but on the other this is still pretty f'd up

Yet another thing that will likely spell our doom

Cyborg beetles

Because acknowledging other cultures is cause for outrage

Fundies are pissed because BestBuy had the gall to mention a Muslim holiday in it's Thanksgiving weekend ad.

G'morning!

I give you "Uncle Grandpa"

There are alot of things I don't understand about this

I have a feeling this is what you would see if you wore one of the masks of nylarthothep.

I'm not sure who whis is supposed to offend

I'm scared

Seriously, this shit will be the end of us.

WOW

I will never look at the recycling logo the same way again.