Greatest Amusement Park Ever

Soviet Bunker.

Click the EN part at the right side of the screen.

This is the show: 25 kilometres away from Vilnius, 5 meters below the ground, and you find yourself in the USSR. Here you can avail of the opportunity to be transferred to the past and become a citizen of a totalitarian state. Upon arrival you will be met by guards with dogs. Having waved goodbye to your belongings, currency, cameras and mobile phones, you will put on a Soviet threadbare coat and dive into the life of a USSR citizen, full of tension and social peculiarities. You'll be taken to the maze, watch TV shows and shops of 1984, be interrogated in a KGB office, learn the anthem of the USSR and get used to wearing a gas mask. You'll dance to the music of those times and will make a Soviet dinner yourself. Leaving the bunker you will receive a special certificate and a unique present from the Soviet times.


Every participant has to sign this before "The Show" begins.
CONFIRMATION
1. During the show ‘1984: the survival drama’ taking place in the territory of and inside the Soviet bunker in Naujasodes village in the region of Vilnius (later in this document referred to as the Show) Visitors-participants (later in this document referred to as Participants) become citizens of the USSR.
2. Participants will receive instructions and orders which must be carried out without objection.
3. In case of disobedience participants may receive psychological or/and physical punishments and may be excluded from the Show
4. Participants confirm that their health allows them to be in closed venues and conduct physical exercise without precautions. They take full responsibility of participating in the show and do it at their own risk.
5. Participants confirm that they are not under influence of alcohol or drugs.
6. Participants take full responsibility for their own belongings.
7. If Participants are expelled or leave the Show on their own will, there is no return of the money paid for the Show.
8. The Show starts from the moment when Participants sign this confirmation and enter the Bunker territory.

The worst part about this attraction is that they speak Lithuanian, not Russian. So even if I learned Russian I would only understand parts of it. Fuck you Lithuania.