Gopnik

"What makes the gopniki so fucking cool to behold is that they exist beyond irony. If the gopniki are anything, they are “authentic.” In an era in which “authenticity” is the most valued and rarest attribute of all (in the minds of middle-class Gen-Y hipsters, at least), the gopniki rank at the top of the White World’s coolness hierarchy."

I don't even know

It seems that during the height of the Cold War the Soviets were secretly testing the bounds of "what the fuckery" with the intent of using it to infiltrate and destabilize the West. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your perspective, the Japanese were simultaneously doing their own research on the subject, and excelled far more at it than the Soviets, or any nation for that matter, could have hoped to. So much so that Japanese "what the fuckery" surpassed the ability to destabilize nations, and evolved to a status that simply lead to your eyes screaming for a few seconds, an exclamation, usually profanity ridden, of confusion, and then you blacking out for a couple minutes while your brain systematically forgot what you were just witness to. Defeated and dejected, the Soviet Union abandoned their ground breaking research for the less impressive nuclear development and stockpiling of munitions. At least that's the only rational explanation I can come up with for why this is out there.

He never fails to impress.

I would watch the olympics if Putin represented Russia.

Russian Yacht Laser

Russian Billionaire puts a laser anti-photography system on his billion dollar yacht. Win.

Russians are crazy

Srsly, this one ejected from a jet at Mach 2

Russian woman on trial for raping 10 men.

You know a Russian newspaper reported on it because "The police were shocked that 32-year-old Valeria K., a quiet good-looking woman from the city of Tambov, was the mysterious rapist who abused ten local men after poisoning them with clonidine, Life.ru reports."

I took the liberty of making the important part bold.

Now I've Found Brendan's New Favorite Drink

Wow. . .

Fallout 2 Cosplay in Russia

In Soviet Russia, subway rides you.

Dogs riding the Moscow Subway.

No, srsly.

For Brendan

In case you missed it, Russia had a show of force parade on Victory Day.

WallE Russian Casemod

This is frickin' amazing.

I found this when trying to find examples of cosplay to show Sherie

It's an anime fan from St. Petersburg, Russia. Yes Brendan, Russian Cosplay.

Stalin commands you. . . To dance!

Not cool!

Srsly.

Russia is Awesome

Drugs? I wait for you!

This is a russian meme.

This is my favorite.

He is screaming "DRUGS!"

Dah, funny!

TRANSLATION: The men I’ve sent to death weigh heavily on my mind; but this burden is but a fist of straw compared to the strain of the republic.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Rolcats

Obama tries to work on nuclear disarmament

And sends Hillary Clinton

This is only going to sour our relations with Russia. And that is bad news.

Putin bitch slaps Dell

Srsly.

When the CEO of Dell asked Vladimir Putin "How can we help you?" Putin responded

"We don't need help. We are not invalids. We don't have limited mental capacity."

SLAP

Russia votes Stalin as the third greatest Russian.

Coming in second is Peter Stolypin, who sent so many people to the gallows that the hangman's noose was referred to as a Stolypin Necktie.

Of course, the article refers to him as a "Reformist Prime Minister."