Monday, January 12, 2009

So, tell me Doctor: is it malignant?

Is that wart-like thing on the end of my dick, which i have taken to calling Dragon Ball the movie, going to kill me? And if it's not likely to, can i pop it by jerking off and then flinging the discharge onto a stack of Shonen Jump back issues? What do ya' say, Doc. Will the international trailer kill me?

2 comments:

Alan said...

but that hardly excuses the great liberties the writers took with the source material. The relationship this film shares with the original show would be the same if michael bay turned the helen keller autobio into a film.

976chip said...

The point is moot Alan, the only constant will be suck. Be it the suck of the movie, the suck of Dragonball or the suck of Dagonball Z. The writing doesn't really factor into it, kind of like dividing anything into zero, you'll always get zero.