Showing posts with label cancer warts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cancer warts. Show all posts

Monday, January 12, 2009

So, tell me Doctor: is it malignant?

Is that wart-like thing on the end of my dick, which i have taken to calling Dragon Ball the movie, going to kill me? And if it's not likely to, can i pop it by jerking off and then flinging the discharge onto a stack of Shonen Jump back issues? What do ya' say, Doc. Will the international trailer kill me?