Jimmy wanted so badly to be like the rest of the Mobile Suit: Gundam warriors, but fate had cursed him to be born a fat kid from the fifth moon of Saturn. Until the day he died, he tried to fly like the mighty Gundam, right up until the moment he choked on a chunk of General Tso's Space Chicken too big to swallow. He died choking out the words "zoom."
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