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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Superuseless Superpowers

My favorite so far? Healing Punch!

"Float like a butterfly and sting like the bedside manner of Mother Teresa. As a superhero, sometimes you have to resort to violence. Too bad your ferocious fists instantly heal the damage you inflict. Whereas most punches would deliver a crushing Ivan Drago-like knockout. Yours leave your opponent feeling amazingly refreshed and rejuvenated. At least until he counters with an uppercut to your esophagus."
broadcast by Alan at 4:44 PM
Labels: awesomeness, links, s1m0n, superhero

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