Showing posts with label awesomeness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awesomeness. Show all posts
Friday, October 1, 2010
Friday, May 7, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
Left click and pray
For serious, yo.
Me and the rest of the lads and ladies pressed into service on the USSS John E. Badass, Rocket Deployment Division, spent most of the war drunk off of rocket alcohol and pretending to look like we knew what we were doing whenever the lieutenant was around. This worked great for the first six month in space, because we were the only dudes able to relax, but stunk when we were attacked outside Io by the kingdom of the Yahoos. As the head carrier in the fleet, casualties were heavy, the marines were predictably useless, and for twenty terrible hours I kept left clicking and praying that the targeting computer knew what it was doing.
Somehow, this dedication to clicking, and the deaths of most of the higher command staff, ended up getting me a promotion to Lieutenant (I stole the former Lt.’s jacket and cap after his untimely demise during the assault, and no one felt like arguing), and I spent the rest of the war in my cabin, so my guys wouldn’t have to worry about me catching them with their shirts untucked and asleep on watch or anything. Promoting runcible spoon fights between the midshipmen was a monthly high-light.
Me and the rest of the lads and ladies pressed into service on the USSS John E. Badass, Rocket Deployment Division, spent most of the war drunk off of rocket alcohol and pretending to look like we knew what we were doing whenever the lieutenant was around. This worked great for the first six month in space, because we were the only dudes able to relax, but stunk when we were attacked outside Io by the kingdom of the Yahoos. As the head carrier in the fleet, casualties were heavy, the marines were predictably useless, and for twenty terrible hours I kept left clicking and praying that the targeting computer knew what it was doing.
Somehow, this dedication to clicking, and the deaths of most of the higher command staff, ended up getting me a promotion to Lieutenant (I stole the former Lt.’s jacket and cap after his untimely demise during the assault, and no one felt like arguing), and I spent the rest of the war in my cabin, so my guys wouldn’t have to worry about me catching them with their shirts untucked and asleep on watch or anything. Promoting runcible spoon fights between the midshipmen was a monthly high-light.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Everything right in the world can be found in these pictures.
Definitely not one ugly son of a bi-GLUK!!!
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Michael Cera has become a man
A very intense man.
I present to you the Youth in Revolt red-band trailer.
I present to you the Youth in Revolt red-band trailer.
Youth In Revolt Red Band Trailer - watch more funny videos
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
The Wizzle Sizzle Jizzle intervizzling Snoop D Oh Double Gee.
What the fizzle is the nizzle sizzling?
Protip: Stay tuned until the end for a drop about his new business venture: Snoopermarkets.
Protip: Stay tuned until the end for a drop about his new business venture: Snoopermarkets.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Tony Award winning Actor delivers Rap about...
Alexander Hamilton for the perspective of Aaron Burr. ">Word!
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