Punch 'em in the dick.

There's no need to watch beyond the first verse of "Punch 'em in the Dick." Drop it like you're a prepubescent boy.

What could be the pilot for, "Ow! My balls!"

Guy decides shooting himself in the balls with a bottle rocket is a good idea.
What makes this video pure fucking art is the slo-mo replay and the camera man shouting "OOOOH! OOOOH FUCK!" THe slo-mo creates a reverb that is epic. Someone needs to cut this into a house track, call it "OOOOH FUCK! (The System is Burning Remix).

Also, i want to say how awesome it is that "ow, my balls" is a preexisting tag for this blog. Thanks everyone for making this possible.

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