No one of consequence, but Internet chaff.

In researching John Schwartzwelder, I found this, which made me smile.

"To me, the quintessential Army Man joke was one of John Swartzwelder's: 'They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?' It's a horrifying idea juxtaposed with something really banal-and yet there's a kind of logic to it. It's illuminating because it's kind of how Americans see things: Life's a big jumble, but somehow it leads to something I can consume. I love that."

What's amusing, in an intertnez troll kind of way?

This, not so much this this, but definitely this.