Because this is where I go to share my pain.

Russian woman on trial for raping 10 men.

You know a Russian newspaper reported on it because "The police were shocked that 32-year-old Valeria K., a quiet good-looking woman from the city of Tambov, was the mysterious rapist who abused ten local men after poisoning them with clonidine, Life.ru reports."

I took the liberty of making the important part bold.

Sex from a Florida Congressman.

It's like hearing a southern revivalist minister preach about rap.

This book is a part of the permanent collection of all Barnes and Nobles

I learned while working there that it's a legend among the employees.
My favorite part: that it's called a fine art.

Just in case you're not reading Warren Ellis' blog daily

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