Showing posts with label Venture Bros.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Venture Bros.. Show all posts

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

New Venture Bros.

It aired Sunday night, I thought it wasn't supposed to be until next month. It's on the adultswim website and they're airing it every night this week until Thursday at 12:30. It was pretty awesome.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Holy mother of crapshitfuckdick.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Monday, August 4, 2008

Teddy Roosevelt's Experience

Why Teddy Roosevelt is fit to be the head of OSI. Long story short, after his run as president he went on a safari before running again. What better way to bolster his political portfolio than to hunt elephants?

Some excerpts

He took the view that the President as a "steward of the people" should take whatever action necessary for the public good unless expressly forbidden by law or the Constitution." I did not usurp power," he wrote, "but I did greatly broaden the use of executive power."

In 1884 his first wife, Alice Lee Roosevelt, and his mother died on the same day. Roosevelt spent much of the next two years on his ranch in the Badlands of Dakota Territory. There he mastered his sorrow as he lived in the saddle, driving cattle, hunting big game--he even captured an outlaw.

During the Spanish-American War, Roosevelt was lieutenant colonel of the Rough Rider Regiment, which he led on a charge at the battle of San Juan. He was one of the most conspicuous heroes of the war.

As President, Roosevelt held the ideal that the Government should be the great arbiter of the conflicting economic forces in the Nation, especially between capital and labor, guaranteeing justice to each and dispensing favors to none.

Leaving the Presidency in 1909, Roosevelt went on an African safari, then jumped back into politics.

Teddy Roosevelt is the head of OSI

Friday, July 25, 2008

Alan's hero

Monday, June 30, 2008

Rusty's Day Camp Disclamer

Camp size has been estimated based on a survey conducted in 1970. All camps created after cited survey have not been taken into consideration. Rusty's Day Camp is a privately owned camp. Therefore any and all children residing on the premises are to be considered trespassers. Rusty's Day Camp holds the right to prosecute any or all trespassers that do not uphold the rules and regulations stipulated in the supplied document entitled "I'm A Good Day Camper".

(The year on it might be 1978, it was the only thing too blurred to read accurately)