Showing posts with label star wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label star wars. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Oh god.

Nerdgasm alert.

The website for purchase is down, which is probably good for everyone's bank account.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Episode II: Attack of the Shit

Buffalo Bill tells us for the second time how truly shitty a filmmaker George Lucas really is.

This installment isn't nearly as good as his first 70 minute plus critique of the first of the Prequels, but he makes some excellent points. My favorite was his 5 minute diatribe about the new trilogy's overuse of lightsabers. Enjoy.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Cool

Friday, January 29, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

It's a week old but

STAR WARS BURLESQUE!!!
SEXY BOBA FETT, that's all I'm saying.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Dago-BAM

Monday, December 28, 2009

...Huh.

In 1972...

the A-Team.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Here's a 70 minute critique of Episode 1.

It's brilliant, and it mercilessly savages the shittiest of the Star Wars episodes, and the narrator likens his disappointment in the film to his disappointment with his son, providing as example his son's mug shot, and then he goes on to say that, unlike his son hanging himself in a grimy public restroom, the pain of the new Star Wars movies will endure forever.
The best moment of Part 1 of the critique is, however, when the narrator asks 4 people to describe several old and new SW characters without saying what they look like, what costume they wore,or what their profession or role in the movie was.
Two things about this question: one, it is impossible to answer with anyone from the new Trilogy, and, two, if you ever think you want to be a writer, being able to answer this question about one of your characters is vital to having a good character.
Enjoy.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Heh

Monday, November 2, 2009

Saturday, September 26, 2009