Showing posts with label FUCKING AWESOME. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUCKING AWESOME. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Lucas Lee from Scott Pilgram

A selection of movie posters from his storied career. Also, ash and I saw this last week and it was so awesome my eyes tried to fight each other so they didn't have to share in the buffet of awesome that is this movie.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Episode II: Attack of the Shit

Buffalo Bill tells us for the second time how truly shitty a filmmaker George Lucas really is.

This installment isn't nearly as good as his first 70 minute plus critique of the first of the Prequels, but he makes some excellent points. My favorite was his 5 minute diatribe about the new trilogy's overuse of lightsabers. Enjoy.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

What if... William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?

An excerpt:

JACK SMOKE
Thy words are hard; I must equivocate.
Put up thy pen, that I may mark it eight.

WALTER
Nay! I do protest, and draw my sword;
It shall teach thee to disobey my word.
Mark none but none into that bowler’s frame,
Else thou shalt enter into a world of pain.
A world of pain, think upon’t; unhappy world!
A lake of fire, rich with damnèd souls,
Gulfs of anguish ‘twixt vales of agonies.
Mark me; we stand at twisted, jealous gates
Of cast-iron, above which, in vulgar tongue, reads
“Here is a world of pain, thou enterest thus.”
My steel before thee, ‘tis the last of keys
That might could lock these doors, and keep thee
From this world of pain, or with one flick
Ope its mashing maw, and summon winds
To cast thee down within; an excellent key!
Farewell to earthly delights, farewell to friends,
To fellowships and follies and amends.
The choice to spare thy passage through these trials
Is thine alone; take heed, I entreat thee,
And turn thy back upon this world of pain!

THE KNAVE
Walter, put up thy sword; tarry a moment.

WALTER
Hath this whole world been mired in madness?
Remain ye men of faculty complete,
Of full arithmetic and prudence fair,
Attending to our noble bond and contract?
Or does here stand the last remaining man
To give a fig for rules and order yet,
No noble savage, but a stave unbroken
Who loves the law and bids it no misdeed.
I’ll not be bent to lawlessness. Mark it nought, if we be men of honour.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

LOLSharks

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Quotes! The Western District Way!


They did forget possibly the best quote from the show, delivered by Brother Mousone.
"Do you know what the most dangerous thing in America is? A nigga with a library card."