Sorry, couldn't resist.

They're the pro-wrestlers of the animal kingdom.

Long story short: Darwin's beetles have big jaws, and this guy is on the search for a mate. Now you can jump to the third minute and watch the action.

Oh, I could be a scientist.

New scientific study pumps sheep full of meth, and tasers them.

I apologize in advance

"Valuable and portable, reptiles were the diamonds of wildlife trafficking."

From a National Geographic article about a wildlife smuggler; it's kinda dull but I like the line.

Animals with Lightsabers

This site makes me so fucking happy.

Oh, and happy 1700+ postings day!

This made me happy

There's an awesome backstory here

This may be the best non-news newspaper article I've ever seen

'Stoned wallabies make crop circles'

In case you don't visit BB daily

C'mon. It's fucking brutal.