I want to be in this gang when they get out and if they learn from their mistakes

Gang Moves 1,800 Lb Of Coke In Fake Dakar Rally Truck

It gets good at 20 seconds.

"Valuable and portable, reptiles were the diamonds of wildlife trafficking."

From a National Geographic article about a wildlife smuggler; it's kinda dull but I like the line.

I just need to commit a crime. And get a shitton of throwaway money.

Man accused of stealing a Shakespeare manuscript arrives at his trial in a horse-drawn carriage, accompanied by a bagpipe player.

Cyber crime as for-pay service

This is the free market gone super saiyan.

This just in!

Bat'leth crime on the rise!

Film at 11.

Moot, founder of 4chan, arrested for armed robbery and other charges

So, does he win any internets or packs of cigarettes he'll need in prison?