Think of the potential for porn

I don't know if I should laugh at this

White Women's Workout - watch more funny videos

This man's "pull out" method writes you two prescriptions.

Bad ass of the week

Since I've been using stumbleupon, my friend Jordan and I send pages of tales of badassitude to one another with the comment baotw. As awesome as the stories we find are, I never think to post them here, but this guy deserves it.

I mean, seriously, this guy is just made of bad ass.

This is kinda like that World AIDS Day Hitler PSA

Godmonster of Indian Flats

Read the summary at the bottom of its Amazon page. Srsly, fucking wow!

WORST MOVIE EVARRRRR!

The Room, concise.
The Room, explained.
The Room, trailer.
The Room, a scene.

Just wow

This fine can of watermelon soda can be purchased from the hot dog vendor who sets up out front at work. I assure you, it is very real.

The Impossibly High Cost of Low Prices

Wait, Wait..

Yeah, there's the funny.

Maybe the best opening line ever used in a newspaper story

"A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat."

This is the funniest disease EVAR

It's the short, fat, and stupid disease!

My hero

The Wire Fun Fact

Melvin Williams, aka Little Melvin, one of Baltimore's Silver Age Drug Kingpins.
Also featured on The Wire as a preacher. Was the main inspiration for Avon Barksdale.

So was "ALF" about an alien that ate cats?

Or was that all a metaphor for eating cock and smoking rock?
Oh, and with this post, I'm creating the crack head label.

Staggering Levels of Win

They called him Lonewolf.