Portal 2 gameplay trailers

Conan: the Musical

Best line, harmonizing "Hear the lamentation of the womeeeeen."

Article from The AV Club about the recently canceled show 'Til Death

After reading what a surreal half hour this show turned into in its fourth season I almost want to watch it.

The Human Centipede

I am completely terrified of seeing this. Yet I think I have to see this.

Think of the potential for porn

HOLY SHIT!

This is the best episode of Community EVAR!

It's official

China is more fucked up than previously thought and skinny jeans are now rape defense!

There are no words

In additional Psychopathic News: ICP responds to critics.

Jaw hitting floor in 3...2...1

Compilation of scenes from Canadian kids game show Just Like Mom.
In the name of Gaga, holy fucking shit

Magic everywhere in this bitch!

Also, fucking magnets, how do they work?
Those two lines are my favorites. However, take a gander at this lyric sheet and tell me if you can find one better.

If magic is all we’ve ever know
Then it’s easy to miss what really goes on
But I’ve seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don’t have to be high to look in the sky
And know that’s a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I’ve seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I’ve seen shit that’ll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
there’s enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can’t be seen

Music is all magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
You can’t even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it’s just there in the air
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Pure motherfucking magic Right?
This shit’ll blow your fucking mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

Music is a lot like love, it’s all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/RFGe ]
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it’s all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain’t nothing to lie
Shaggy’s little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
there’s nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain’t no way
To ignore the miracles of every day

(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it’s all around you, you don’t even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles) Shit’s crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles

 

Knowing that Juggalos see the world as an endless string of miracles and magic, that phenomena like the sun rising or balls of gas hanging in the night sky impossibly reflecting sun light, knowing that all this is inexplicable to them makes me feel a little bit better about them. This tells me that when the bombs fall, or when the undead rise, that we can simply scare them off with fire on a stick and go back to the serious business or raiding the closest Total Wine for "sanitizing agents."

This is like forced sex with a blender level stupid....and awesome

Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚

Oh jesusfuck.

Grades are important!

FINALLY! Nick Nolte: The Movie

Nick Nolte: the Movie, the trailer!

Alright, the internet has topped itself.

Mother breastfeeds dog to make it calm down!

He said wipe that shit out of your head.

He's here to save you!

Oh, good.

Insane Killer on the loose after a mental hospital expedition to the county fair.

Is Woody Harrelson finally taking back his career?

With amazing films like Zombieland and this shitfest, Defendor, probably not. But i still want to see it.

Oh, For Christ's Sake

Archie Meets the Punisher
This is what trolling the Wikipedia leads to and this is what crack makes possible.

Mark Waid store signing

Mark Waid tells the most terrifying story of doing a store signing in Vermont. It begins:

Several years ago, I had done an over-the-phone college radio interview with a couple of guys in Vermont. Chat went fine, I remembered to mention what a genius Alex Ross is the requisite nine times, and we probably moved some trade paperbacks in the process. So once the interview was done, one of them explained that they ran a store in one of Vermont’s largish towns and asked if I’d be interested in doing an in-person signing. “Sure,” I said.