Best summary of Iron Man 2.

In the end, Iron Man 2 is a lot like Tony Stark himself: way too impressed with itself, and not really interested in whether you're having a good time or not.

Hahaha

I give this to you, gentlemen, with a mixture of joy and self-loathing.

Man singlehandedly justifies Twitter's existence.

I despise Twitter with the whole of my existence, but this does bring a smile to my face.

This makes me hate humanity

BROMANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!ACK!!!!!!WHY!!1!!!!!!!1111!!!!11111!!!!


kill me now

This is not a joke.

Get some Unicorn Chasers before you check this out. Or if you'd rather not become revolted and horrified with humanity, do not look at this at all.

You have been warned.

This amused me for a minute

So, Ash and i are looking for a house for sale in this area. Something cheap but endearing and in a good neighborhood, just like Toby's mom. What i have discovered, or maybe what i knew all along but would not recognize, is that jacksonville is still suffering from the price inflation of the housing bubble and even in areas that are not so severely affected, the prices there were too high for us before the bubble or are too far away from where she and i want to live. in short, these past few days have been demoralizing and frustrating. It sucks having Watson Realty's Listingbook web service tell us that all that student loan debt still matters for dick, and that we are still just poor enough to live in the ghetto. and then i found this link. If you can't see a house with an overgrown lawn, google 3926 Ruby Dr W 32246 and go to street view. What cheered me up a bit was that not only did the house look far worse under the harsh light of Google street than it did on Watson's site, but that this photo also shows three people gathered around an abandoned car off to the side in the front yard. Nothing says modern Florida like a gang of yokels clustered around the rusting and rotting wreck of a Chevy Nova, bullshitting about Nascar and Beechnut chewing tobacco. I had my doubts about the area, but now i want to buy the house there just to see what the neighborhood is like on the night of the Firecracker 400, this famous July 4th Nascar race, which i think was recently renamed the Summers Eve "Smells Like the Beach" Douche Championship.

I hate this town, and i want to infect most of the people here with the viral equivalent of a comma splice.

A guidebook for living with my roommates.

Master being passive aggressive!

They did it for the lulz

Fucking 4chan.
Fucking Michelle Malkin.
Fucking best version of the story about someone hacking Sarah Phalin's fucking yahoo account (what is she? a possible VP or a ten year old girl with her first fucking email account or Toby?).
Fucking hate-fuck having to link to Malkin's site; at least if it was Ann Coulter i could get an angry hard on from it and go off next to the freeway and beat my meat like it cheated me at cards.
Fucking hate this link.

It reminds me of War Dogs.

If people discussed cookbooks like they do roleplaying books.