Best sequel, ever.

I still don't like him anymore, but this is helping.

The BP Oil Spill movie, as inspired by Damon Lindeloff.

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New best-sellers.

NASCAR themed romance novels.

"A story of racing intrigue and love, Harlequin's® Hearts Under Caution by Gina Wilkins deals with an assistant prosecutor who returns home to hide from an escaped convict, only to find herself under the protection of her ex-fiancee. Now, that crew chief must choose between his love for a woman and his love of racing."

Yes.

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Hahaha

I give this to you, gentlemen, with a mixture of joy and self-loathing.

Just for Brendan

I think this was me in a prior life.

He's up for a bit of the ultra-violence

Here's a Disney merger I can get behind

This needs to be done nationwide

Skylar Stone is a "con man"/psuedo-celebrity that has been floating around for a few years. I was first introduced to him through the very short lived Comedy Central show, Con. In it he claimed to be a con man that would show people the ropes of the trade. Unfortunately, most of his "cons" weren't feasible since they relied on having a camera crew and budget that came with being on a television show. After six episodes he faded into obscurity only to pop up on occasion and be annoying. Despite not really liking the guy I will give him credit and a bit of respect and request he take this show on the road.

Twilight Fans Get Punked - watch more funny videos

This should become the new way to learn the alphabet

Hitler is not dead!

Yes!

Next major vacation: Thailand.

I think I want this

Article here

Russia is Awesome

Hanzis Matter

This is a blog that is dedicated to the misuse of chinese and japanese characters in western culture. As you can probably guess, most of the posts are regarding tattoos. It's absolutely amazing and I've only read the first page. My favorite posts so far are "Die First, Isnult Later" and "Dragon Soul". I'm probably going to be reading this blog for next few weeks since the archives go back to September 2004, so if you need me you'll know where to find me.

Wait, what!?

This can't be real can it? I want, strike that NEED, this to be true.

About time!

Bill Gates releases a swarm of mosquitoes into a room full of high level people.

Steve Jobs is a punk-ass bitch.

Lawrence Lessig on the Colbert Report

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Lawrence Lessig

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

And here's the club hit remix

This is what Michael Bay's sequel to Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man would be like if

Mickey Rourke declined to appear so they got some old guy.
Srsly, this picture is so fucking brutal, it needs an accompanying power chord.

Derivative but Awesome

the Big Lolbowski