This is one of the funniest Onion stories EVAR!

bin Laden fights for Team Jacob!

Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author

Haha.

Why Twilight Hate Has Gotten Boring.

"Congratulations, boys - you have discovered what the entire world knew all along. Your fantasies are stupid."

Just when you thought Twilight fans couldn't get stupider

I present to you an open letter to Universal from a Twilight fan chastising the studio for, in her eyes, stealing Stephanie Meyers creation and destroying the concept of said creation. Seriously, these people need to get out more.

Favorite quote: "It gives werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog." Follwed very closely by "How can a werewolf be killed by a silver bullet?"

Twilight is Fucking Gay, Says Two Gays

This article advocates the filming of the final Twilight book

and based of writer's description I want it to happen, especially his suggestion of David Cronenberg as director.

and while I'm on the subject...

A T-Shirt I can get behind.

This needs to be done nationwide

Skylar Stone is a "con man"/psuedo-celebrity that has been floating around for a few years. I was first introduced to him through the very short lived Comedy Central show, Con. In it he claimed to be a con man that would show people the ropes of the trade. Unfortunately, most of his "cons" weren't feasible since they relied on having a camera crew and budget that came with being on a television show. After six episodes he faded into obscurity only to pop up on occasion and be annoying. Despite not really liking the guy I will give him credit and a bit of respect and request he take this show on the road.

Twilight Fans Get Punked - watch more funny videos

Twilight Explained

Pants and the mythical creature formula.

Surprisingly not bad

For further indigination

Edward Cullen panties

I guess we're not the only ones out there

For Alan - How to Make Twilight Better

For Alan

Twilight Diarrhea

Edward Cullen is a weird, clingy loser, says Buffy Summers

Sorry for the full screen. I blame Stephanie Meyers.

Related to the previous Twilight post

The Director's cut.

Just keep lookin.

The "Deleted" Twilight Sex Scene

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

I would pay $12 to see the original movie punched in the face with a Nintendo Wii, yet i would pay $20 to see a Nintendo Wii seduce this version of Twilight.
via youtube reviewed

If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

Read it out loud in a theatrical voice and it's even better.