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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Monday, April 12, 2010
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
So that's what they've been saying
Rap Battle Gone Bad Translated - Watch more Funny Videos
Favorite line: I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother in which fellatio was performed forthwith and without explanation
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
How CSI works
CSI and its spin offs are the kind of shit that for some reason the common masses latch to and make good police shows go unnoticed. Anything that makes fun of it is okay in my book.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
This needs to be done nationwide
Skylar Stone is a "con man"/psuedo-celebrity that has been floating around for a few years. I was first introduced to him through the very short lived Comedy Central show, Con. In it he claimed to be a con man that would show people the ropes of the trade. Unfortunately, most of his "cons" weren't feasible since they relied on having a camera crew and budget that came with being on a television show. After six episodes he faded into obscurity only to pop up on occasion and be annoying. Despite not really liking the guy I will give him credit and a bit of respect and request he take this show on the road.
Twilight Fans Get Punked - watch more funny videos
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Wait for the chicken story
The former leader of the KKK explains how Rev. Wade Watts foiled the KKK.
In other news, Wade Watts is one of the coolest people, ever.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Stuff White People Like
This blog is great. Some excerpts.
#2 - Religions that their parents don’t belong to
White people will often say they are “spiritual” but not religious. Which usually means that they will believe any religion that doesn’t involve Jesus.
Popular choices include Buddhism, Hinduism, Kabbalah and, to a lesser extent, Scientology. A few even dip into Islam, but it’s much more rare since you have to give stuff up and actually go to Mosque.
Mostly they are into religion that fits really well into their homes or wardrobe and doesn’t require them to do very much.
#28 Not having a TV
The number one reason why white people like not having a TV is so that they can tell you that they don’t have a TV.
On those lonely nights when white people wish they could be watching American Idol, Lost, or Grey’s Anatomy, they comfort themselves by thinking of how when people talk about the show tomorrow they can say “I didn’t see it, I don’t have a TV. That stuff rots your brain.”
It is effective in making other white people feel bad, and making themselves feel good about their life and life choices.
Though these people often fill their time by talking with other friends who don’t watch TV about how they don’t watch TV, looking at leaves, cooking, reading books about left wing politics, and going to concerts/protests/poetry slams.
Generally this makes them very boring and gives you very little to talk to them about. It’s important that you NEVER suggest they are making a mistake or that there is a value to owning a TV. You should just try to steer the conversation to allow them to talk about how they are better than you.
#2 - Religions that their parents don’t belong to
White people will often say they are “spiritual” but not religious. Which usually means that they will believe any religion that doesn’t involve Jesus.
Popular choices include Buddhism, Hinduism, Kabbalah and, to a lesser extent, Scientology. A few even dip into Islam, but it’s much more rare since you have to give stuff up and actually go to Mosque.
Mostly they are into religion that fits really well into their homes or wardrobe and doesn’t require them to do very much.
#28 Not having a TV
The number one reason why white people like not having a TV is so that they can tell you that they don’t have a TV.
On those lonely nights when white people wish they could be watching American Idol, Lost, or Grey’s Anatomy, they comfort themselves by thinking of how when people talk about the show tomorrow they can say “I didn’t see it, I don’t have a TV. That stuff rots your brain.”
It is effective in making other white people feel bad, and making themselves feel good about their life and life choices.
Though these people often fill their time by talking with other friends who don’t watch TV about how they don’t watch TV, looking at leaves, cooking, reading books about left wing politics, and going to concerts/protests/poetry slams.
Generally this makes them very boring and gives you very little to talk to them about. It’s important that you NEVER suggest they are making a mistake or that there is a value to owning a TV. You should just try to steer the conversation to allow them to talk about how they are better than you.
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