Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts
Friday, May 7, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Community BOMB!
Senior chang by littlebittletittle
I want to cheat on my wife with this show, especially with Annie.
I want to cheat on my wife with this show, especially with Annie.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Mad Men Flash animation paper doll goondess
Here's me.
You too can enjoy all the prestige and misogyny Sterling Cooper has to offer.
I like to think that my mad man stumbled onto this discarded picnic setup in some post-apocalyptic, Red Dawn-style future, but in refusing to surrender his grip on lost status and power, decided that he was the man to rebrand the future. He looked out over the wreckage and said, "First, we need some dancing girls and big bonfire."
You too can enjoy all the prestige and misogyny Sterling Cooper has to offer.
I like to think that my mad man stumbled onto this discarded picnic setup in some post-apocalyptic, Red Dawn-style future, but in refusing to surrender his grip on lost status and power, decided that he was the man to rebrand the future. He looked out over the wreckage and said, "First, we need some dancing girls and big bonfire."
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
New NBC show starring Joel McHale of The Soup fame
and it has Chevy Chase in it which, contrary to initial reaction, makes it look even better.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Ignoring the last post
BENDIS CONFIRMS LIVE ACTION POWERS TV SHOW ON FX.
And yes, that announcement was awesome enough for all caps.
And yes, that announcement was awesome enough for all caps.
Monday, April 13, 2009
When worlds collide
This was The Soup's clip of the week. This is the footage the network's site and it makes me want to watch this show.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
1400 Words about Doll House
Here's the first rule of Fox television programming: start every show with an inconsequential but balls-to-the-walls, action packed sting and have the rest of the show ape relevance to it. If the network executives had their way, I bet they would insist upon three minutes of jiggling titties in front of flaming piles of shit before the start of every show. It's a wonder the network hasn't been replaced by a never ending slow motion Youtube video of similar footage with “Smack My Bitch Up” playing over top. On no, wait, it has, and it's called “24.”
All snark aside, this weeks episode of “Doll House” begins less than promisingly. Alpha has gone Rogue, Echo is showering in blood, and I can't care less. If Eliza Dushku was allowed by the FCC to show even a sliver of side-boob I might care more, but that's not likely.
Whedon is, in spite of all reason, continuing the central theme of the show, namely forwarding the plot exclusively with illustrative montages and extemporaneous dialogue. This show makes me wonder how he would be as a DM. I bet he would be the type who preferred to just tell me what I did, just so I didn't have the chance to fuck up his intricately plotted adventure with, you know, role playing. Whedon is going half way down the storytellers road this episode, however, using a new character as an excuse to tell us what the fuck is going on. The token British chick, another of the show's shallow character tropes, explains to said new character, the Client, what her organization can provide him, and by telling him, Whedon tells us. It's about as sneaky a use of the most contrived storytelling device in Robert McKey's “Story” as “accidentally” initiating anal sex.
The next major scene involves Eliza and this episode's client whitewater rafting and rock climbing, yet another excuse for Whedon to snuggle up to the typical Fox viewers. It's during this scene that he exposes two major inconsistencies in the show. One, the actives' character templates seem to be aware they are templates, same as the clients. This begs the question of why. Why do this? Shouldn't this expose all sorts of awkward scenes OH CHRIST! Tahmoh Stupid Fucking Name just walked into the scene. AND ROMO LAMKIN! Is Doll House turning into a reunion show for ex-Battlestar characters? Don't get me wrong, I don't mind that Tahmoh Canadian Guy is getting work, and Romo-Guy-From-Firefly too. But someone needs to slap the casting director. Or Joss Whedon. He has as of this scene reused three and a half actors from his previous shows, if you count the science guy who looks Jonathan from Buffy. Seriously, unless the SAG has gone anemic with talented or semi-talented actors, hire someone new, maybe even someone who can emote something other than brow-furrowing frustration and angst. It like watching a dramatic version of grunge music when Helo is on screen.
Anyways, we cut with an obscenely phallic segue to a character developing scene with Echo, Medicine woman, and the client where he shows her how to shoot nature with a compound bow. Because that shows depth, right. And then we have another blunt cut when she fires the bow to a “hot” scene of the two firing their own bows all over each other. And then the scene turns all “now I'm gonna make you my winter wife” when the client tells Echo he's going to turn the romantic hunting trip into a reenactment of his favorite film, John Woo's Hard Target, minus the Muscles from Brussels.
For some reason, which this show surrendered at the door, we then cut to a scene from Langdon's origin and we also find out how Amy Acker got her scars, presumably from Alpha. Langdon plays “guess who had initiative in this fight” with the body of the man he is to replace, Echo's last handler who died at the hands of Alpha. This would be when the show pretends the sting at the beginning had any relevance to it beyond titillation. What's most troubling is how Whedon couldn't contrive any way to involve this scene or the sting into the events of the show, so he had to just shoehorn it in. And this man wrote “Hush.” Fuck's sake.
More Langdon scenes of background, which end with him asking the Major Dramatic Question for this episode, “what is Alpha's relationship to Echo?” And then we cut to Russian Goon Guy in his Beamer with some hussy and Helo-Tahmoh-guy. After Helo is done acting the cunt with Russian Goon Guy we cut to a scene of Helo's office life. It seems he's being mercilessly taunted by his co-FBI guys for working the “Doll House” case, which would have more impact, if, you know, we cared about him.
There's more stupid shit with Echo running through the forest and Client guy shooting her with phalluses, but who cares?
At about the time I realize I'm only half way through this preposterous farce, and I wonder when that heart attack I expect to kill me is going to arrive. Fucking kill me now.
Next we have a scene of Echo's handler and his driver being hustled by a county cop, or is he? This little fella packs a silenced pistol and he quickly uses it on Langdon's driver before ominously closing out this atrocious scene.
Cut to another flashback and more unrelated background for Langdon. We see Topher, that's Science Guy, talking with Langdon talking about Alpha. I really hope that when this shithead finally shows up he whips out his pecker and kills every member of the cast, even Helo and his FBI antagonists, with it. Then he needs to disappear up his own ass.
Do I even need to write about this any more; we're arriving at the crisis resolution scene of Act III, so this should be over soon, right. Echo has just found a deserted cabin in the woods, OH, and she just opened a closet door, revealing a dead county cop who was most likely replaced by the silenced pistol guy. And then there's some heated dialogue between Echo and Client guy, which ends with Echo learning she has been poisoned. As we go to commercial, I hope that Joss Whedon has come to his sense and plans to kill off Eliza Dushku. But no, there's another hollow character depth scene.
Topher, Langdon, and Echo are in the Apple Store for Evil Geniuses and we get lines like, “you're about to become the most important man in her life.” It's a trigger line, I guess, but it's still shit. Which, because this is amateur screenplay hour, directly references what is happening in the episode. Oh, for fuck sake, please just kill her or him and end this.
A few flashbacks and some vomiting later, and still Eliza Dushku isn't dead, and we have to endure another Helo scene. Apparently he has a needy, fat girl neighbor with whom he shares state secrets regularly, and then it's back to Eliza stumbling through the forest, and I have finally stopped caring about this show.
Joss Whedon has a guaranteed thirteen episode commitment from the network and something called Remote Free TV, in which the network takes less time from the show to sell commercials, and reinvests it in the show air time. This means that Whedon has six or seven extra minutes to eek out a plot, and really, he should have just gone for another commercial break. Extending the running time on a show like Doll House, or any show, is a great idea and for a creator like Whedon a godsend. This gives him more time to work his trademarked magic, which is why fans like me tune in each week. Sadly, that magic is not to be found in Doll House. It's mindless, soulless drek, and what's sad is how shamelessly Whedon is selling out. If her were debasing himself for Fox but enjoying unfettered creative freedom, I could over look the lapses in judgment that brought him back to the network that raped Firefly. But this show is inexcusable. It makes the first season of Angel look like every season of Arrested Development, genius and under appreciated. Unfortunately, this show will most likely secure an audience, just like Paris Hilton did, and Joss Whedon will die a bit more. And I'll be here next week, kicking back glass after glass of merlot, anxiously waiting for the 50 minute mark.
All snark aside, this weeks episode of “Doll House” begins less than promisingly. Alpha has gone Rogue, Echo is showering in blood, and I can't care less. If Eliza Dushku was allowed by the FCC to show even a sliver of side-boob I might care more, but that's not likely.
Whedon is, in spite of all reason, continuing the central theme of the show, namely forwarding the plot exclusively with illustrative montages and extemporaneous dialogue. This show makes me wonder how he would be as a DM. I bet he would be the type who preferred to just tell me what I did, just so I didn't have the chance to fuck up his intricately plotted adventure with, you know, role playing. Whedon is going half way down the storytellers road this episode, however, using a new character as an excuse to tell us what the fuck is going on. The token British chick, another of the show's shallow character tropes, explains to said new character, the Client, what her organization can provide him, and by telling him, Whedon tells us. It's about as sneaky a use of the most contrived storytelling device in Robert McKey's “Story” as “accidentally” initiating anal sex.
The next major scene involves Eliza and this episode's client whitewater rafting and rock climbing, yet another excuse for Whedon to snuggle up to the typical Fox viewers. It's during this scene that he exposes two major inconsistencies in the show. One, the actives' character templates seem to be aware they are templates, same as the clients. This begs the question of why. Why do this? Shouldn't this expose all sorts of awkward scenes OH CHRIST! Tahmoh Stupid Fucking Name just walked into the scene. AND ROMO LAMKIN! Is Doll House turning into a reunion show for ex-Battlestar characters? Don't get me wrong, I don't mind that Tahmoh Canadian Guy is getting work, and Romo-Guy-From-Firefly too. But someone needs to slap the casting director. Or Joss Whedon. He has as of this scene reused three and a half actors from his previous shows, if you count the science guy who looks Jonathan from Buffy. Seriously, unless the SAG has gone anemic with talented or semi-talented actors, hire someone new, maybe even someone who can emote something other than brow-furrowing frustration and angst. It like watching a dramatic version of grunge music when Helo is on screen.
Anyways, we cut with an obscenely phallic segue to a character developing scene with Echo, Medicine woman, and the client where he shows her how to shoot nature with a compound bow. Because that shows depth, right. And then we have another blunt cut when she fires the bow to a “hot” scene of the two firing their own bows all over each other. And then the scene turns all “now I'm gonna make you my winter wife” when the client tells Echo he's going to turn the romantic hunting trip into a reenactment of his favorite film, John Woo's Hard Target, minus the Muscles from Brussels.
For some reason, which this show surrendered at the door, we then cut to a scene from Langdon's origin and we also find out how Amy Acker got her scars, presumably from Alpha. Langdon plays “guess who had initiative in this fight” with the body of the man he is to replace, Echo's last handler who died at the hands of Alpha. This would be when the show pretends the sting at the beginning had any relevance to it beyond titillation. What's most troubling is how Whedon couldn't contrive any way to involve this scene or the sting into the events of the show, so he had to just shoehorn it in. And this man wrote “Hush.” Fuck's sake.
More Langdon scenes of background, which end with him asking the Major Dramatic Question for this episode, “what is Alpha's relationship to Echo?” And then we cut to Russian Goon Guy in his Beamer with some hussy and Helo-Tahmoh-guy. After Helo is done acting the cunt with Russian Goon Guy we cut to a scene of Helo's office life. It seems he's being mercilessly taunted by his co-FBI guys for working the “Doll House” case, which would have more impact, if, you know, we cared about him.
There's more stupid shit with Echo running through the forest and Client guy shooting her with phalluses, but who cares?
At about the time I realize I'm only half way through this preposterous farce, and I wonder when that heart attack I expect to kill me is going to arrive. Fucking kill me now.
Next we have a scene of Echo's handler and his driver being hustled by a county cop, or is he? This little fella packs a silenced pistol and he quickly uses it on Langdon's driver before ominously closing out this atrocious scene.
Cut to another flashback and more unrelated background for Langdon. We see Topher, that's Science Guy, talking with Langdon talking about Alpha. I really hope that when this shithead finally shows up he whips out his pecker and kills every member of the cast, even Helo and his FBI antagonists, with it. Then he needs to disappear up his own ass.
Do I even need to write about this any more; we're arriving at the crisis resolution scene of Act III, so this should be over soon, right. Echo has just found a deserted cabin in the woods, OH, and she just opened a closet door, revealing a dead county cop who was most likely replaced by the silenced pistol guy. And then there's some heated dialogue between Echo and Client guy, which ends with Echo learning she has been poisoned. As we go to commercial, I hope that Joss Whedon has come to his sense and plans to kill off Eliza Dushku. But no, there's another hollow character depth scene.
Topher, Langdon, and Echo are in the Apple Store for Evil Geniuses and we get lines like, “you're about to become the most important man in her life.” It's a trigger line, I guess, but it's still shit. Which, because this is amateur screenplay hour, directly references what is happening in the episode. Oh, for fuck sake, please just kill her or him and end this.
A few flashbacks and some vomiting later, and still Eliza Dushku isn't dead, and we have to endure another Helo scene. Apparently he has a needy, fat girl neighbor with whom he shares state secrets regularly, and then it's back to Eliza stumbling through the forest, and I have finally stopped caring about this show.
Joss Whedon has a guaranteed thirteen episode commitment from the network and something called Remote Free TV, in which the network takes less time from the show to sell commercials, and reinvests it in the show air time. This means that Whedon has six or seven extra minutes to eek out a plot, and really, he should have just gone for another commercial break. Extending the running time on a show like Doll House, or any show, is a great idea and for a creator like Whedon a godsend. This gives him more time to work his trademarked magic, which is why fans like me tune in each week. Sadly, that magic is not to be found in Doll House. It's mindless, soulless drek, and what's sad is how shamelessly Whedon is selling out. If her were debasing himself for Fox but enjoying unfettered creative freedom, I could over look the lapses in judgment that brought him back to the network that raped Firefly. But this show is inexcusable. It makes the first season of Angel look like every season of Arrested Development, genius and under appreciated. Unfortunately, this show will most likely secure an audience, just like Paris Hilton did, and Joss Whedon will die a bit more. And I'll be here next week, kicking back glass after glass of merlot, anxiously waiting for the 50 minute mark.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Sunday, September 7, 2008
The death of TV
I have been wondering recently if American TV will suffer after January 20th of next year, the day Bush leaves office. See, i think that art and creativity flourish most under oppressive, frustrating, and dangerous governments. Maybe Russia never turned out a decent play or film under Stalin, so it's not a perfect theory. But, regardless, art needs adversity like a sword needs a whetstone. So, i'm worrying that America will, under the inevitable Obama government, die a creative death of fart jokes and "Ow, My Balls." And then i watched Fox on sunday and realized that had already happened.
"Idiocracy" will come true. Just you fucking wait.
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